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Kazakhstan participated in the 16th Asian Games in Guangzhou from 12 November to 27 November 2010.

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Echinocereus occidentalis is a species of cactus native to Mexico.

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Elaan is a 1947 Indian Bollywood Muslim social melodrama film. It was the sixth highest grossing Indian film of 1947. The film emphasises the need for education and is considered one of the best film in the genre of Muslim social.

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David W. Orr is the Paul Sears Distinguished Professor of Environmental Studies and Politics Emeritus at Oberlin College, and presently Professor of Practice at Arizona State University.

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